Actually, I think Steve is the only one among us who could do this properly:
Hello! We are cryptodingo.com, a group of talented creatives looking to grow our team & shake up the crypto world with hilarious video content and… we want YOU to join the fun! Submit as many spec scripts as often as you’d like, ranging from 1/2 page to 2 pages in length. If your spec script is selected… We Pay You $100! Become a consistent winner & get considered for a permanent role.
Not worth doing, as they’ll only pay for accepted scripts which is a lousy way to try and work. But really not sure how you would write comic crypto scripts – not unless you were taking the piss out of the very idea which isn’t the point here at all.